|
Post by nisha on Jul 31, 2006 13:52:19 GMT 1
Inspired by a thread on FSU some months ago I have decide to start off this topic over here cuz it can get pretty These are the Top Ten according to a recent survey Add yours if u want to. 1. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money? 2. I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house? 3. You have to tell me your name, because last night in my dreams, I could only call you 'baby'... 4. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock... 5. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again? 6. At the office copy machine "Reproducing eh? Can I help?" 7. Hi I'm conducting a feel test of how many women have pierced nipples... 8. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come and talk to you... 9. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you... 10. Have you ever played naked leap frog?
|
|
|
Post by saoirse on Jul 31, 2006 14:05:53 GMT 1
I guy would be beaten up by me if he would use one of that phrases. ;D
Another "classic":
Can I have your phone number I lost mine.
|
|
|
Post by nisha on Jul 31, 2006 14:11:44 GMT 1
Well the same with me This is the one that I have been told last year and jokes aside that guy spat this out: "Sweety, I am golf player, u know, and we love having the balls in the right holes" My reaction should be but I just ignored him cuz I was speechless
|
|
|
Post by ladydorough on Jul 31, 2006 15:11:20 GMT 1
a guy told me once: Can you give me the time please?and when i did he said i meant the time of our date
|
|
|
Post by rasha on Jul 31, 2006 18:06:42 GMT 1
|
|
|
Post by nisha on Jul 31, 2006 18:43:58 GMT 1
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. You're pretty smart..What is your IQ? Your mama must have been a good baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns. "Do you know karate? Because your body is KICKIN'!" The word of the night is "legs." Let's go spread the word. ( this one is just hilarious ) I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you
|
|
|
Post by nisha on Aug 1, 2006 11:25:39 GMT 1
Just call me milk, I'll do your body good. Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be. If u were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter
|
|
|
Post by kyrie on Aug 1, 2006 12:10:54 GMT 1
If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the Holidays? I lost my bed, can I borrow yours? Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long
|
|
|
Post by nisha on Aug 1, 2006 12:28:38 GMT 1
Wanna play house? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long. That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too You must be from Pearl Harbor, cause baby you're the bomb. You be the tree and I'll wrap you like Koala You must be jelly cause jams don't shake like that
|
|
|
Post by rasha on Aug 1, 2006 12:31:03 GMT 1
You must be a broom because you're sweeping me off my feet! Do you have a license? Because you're driving me crazy! So, you're a girl huh? You make my software turn to hardware!
|
|
|
Post by kyrie on Aug 1, 2006 12:43:39 GMT 1
You make my software turn to hardware! The best pick up line EVER!
|
|
|
Post by nisha on Aug 1, 2006 12:44:17 GMT 1
Hi, my name is Skippy, like the peanut butter I stick to the roof of your mouth. Was your Dad a farmer? Cause you sure have great melons. If you were a car, I'd wax you and ride you all over town. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Trasher, have you seen one?
|
|
|
Post by rasha on Aug 1, 2006 13:05:56 GMT 1
They call me "coffee". I grind so fine. Can I take you to the Bone-yard? My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in. You remind me of Pokemon. I just wanna piccachu.
|
|
|
Post by cristal on Aug 26, 2006 13:45:53 GMT 1
Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on! Excuse me miss... Is your face so messed up because you fell from heaven? This is incredible. This is the first time that this has ever happened to us. (What?) Each one of my 27 personalities found you cute! You are a 9.9999. You'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me. Be unique and different, say yes. The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
|
|
|
Post by rasha on Sept 3, 2006 0:01:35 GMT 1
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) Because I could see myself in your pants. Help the homeless. Take me home with you Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business. Baby, you so flat you make the walls jealous. Baby, you're so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.
|
|